Poor A is feeling abandoned these past weeks and will tell his sob story to anyone who will listen "We'd only been married 2 weeks. Came back for four days after our honeymoon and then she left me all alone..."
Due to bureaucracy I've been in England all summer. This has meant that A has had to join me for a full two weeks of his holiday, or not see me at all. So we found ourselves doing a long discussed road trip around England.
Since a proper road trip has a goal, I decided to plan our itinerary with the writer's of England in mind, in particular Jane Austen, Wordsworth, Coleridge and the Bronte sisters. Then I added Beatrix Potter for good measure - unlike the others I think I may actually have read all her books.
A was too busy at work to check what I was up to and so I got my knickers in a twist booking bed and breakfasts, resolved the situation and then discovered I was a total idiot and had to resolve it again, only correctly. Under pressure to get it right I then procured a road map and spent hours on google maps and trip advisor. Finally I went to Aldi and bought a vast quantity of snacks and I was all set to show A the land of my birth - the exciting North!
|Chatsworth House - the original Pemberly of Mr Darcy?|
|Mam Tor and the Peak District|
The next day we climbed Mam Tor and went down Blue John Cavern, which I was not only able to tie in to the literature theme but able to tie in to the ongoing Hugh Grant theme. The only film my Dad did not find him irritating in (The Lair of the White Worm based on a book by Bram Stoker) was set around here.
I think A might have been a bit disappointed by the un-peaky nature of the Peak District, especially as I had misguidedly told him before we got there that it is the 2nd most visited National Park IN THE WORLD! (I mean, it's true, but surprising).
|Surveying the Bronte Moors - no wuthering on those heights today|
We only had two hours there because we had to be in the Lake District (reassuringly lakey) that evening. Alas, our fantastic luck with the weather ended here and the next day it poured with rain, and I unhappily discovered that my water-proof coat was more of a sponge than a coat. I was wet to my skin from only a 10m dash from car to ticket office.
Happily, they had fires on in Beatrix Potter's house and I was able to dry myself by the kitchen range. The house itself was a total delight as you can see the rooms as they are in her illustrations, including the rat hole from the story where the rats kidnap a kitten in order to bake it alive in a pie (now that I write it down it seems even more horrific than it did as a child).
|Wordsworth's garden at Dove Cottage, Grasmere|
|Back down to Borrowdale|
It wasn't hard to see why the Lake District has inspired so many people.
|Towards the Littletown of Mrs Tiggy Winkle.|
|Innomminate Tarn - Wainwright's favourite place and resting place.|
An additional attraction was that we got a bonus writer, as Wainwright, whilst not well known abroad, is much loved in the Lakes and always described Haystacks as his favourite walk.
|Reaching the summit as the first rain drops fall.|
On our last day we drove all the way back down to Hampshire and dropped our hire car off in Basingrad as my father likes to call it, or Bazzinga Stokeh as A likes to call it. You may know it by another name. It is famously home to Elizabeth Hurley, Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York and other great thinkers of our times. On a side note, Jane Austen also lived nearby. Not a bad way to finish the road trip.
We had such a great time we think we should now do one of Italy. I'm hoping someone out there can suggest me some places and Italian writers, because all I can think of is Manzoni's connection with Lake Como and Dante's with Florence, and I've been to those places already!